Sunday, November 13, 2011

The strange grunting lady.

Li'l Blue wanted to show off how yummy her blueberry pancakes were.


So just so you all know, I work at a grocery store here in Utah. I work in the produce department. Most customers I get are just normal, average, good people. But every now and again I get jerks, grumps, elderly's, punk kids, and pissed of mothers. I also sometimes get strange nut balls with extra sprinkles!

Last week was the queen of them all!(so far anyway) I'm stocking bananas when suddenly I hear a grunting sound behind me. I turn around and it's this lady. She's maybe in her mid 50's. Shorter with curly short hair. She grunts again and points at the bananas I have in my hand. I give them to her and she gives a thankful grunt and walks away.

I'm thinking,"seriously? That just happened?" Then I think maybe she is a special needs person so I'm quick to not pass snap judgement. But she sticks around the department. About a minute goes by and then I see her just talking normally with another lady at the bagged salads! WTF!?! Why did I get the grunt treatment!?! She sounded like a freakin mixture of Chewbacca and Tim Allen from "Home Improvement"! Then I thought oh thank you sooooo much, now I have a funny post for my blog!

So here is a big shout out to the strange grunting lady, here is my impression of how it happened. Special thanks to my cute for acting the part of me stocking bananas. Enjoy......




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7 comments:

  1. omg. that was too funny. and those blueberry pancakes look yum-o-la

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  2. True story! I acted it out the best I could to what actually happened! The pancakes were awesome too this morning! Mmmmmmm, pancakes.....

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  3. THAT WAS ME IN THE GROCERY STORE, YOU JERK!!!

    Kidding!!! Seriously, just kidding. Hee hee. Thought I'd give ya a little jolt for the day.

    You're not a bad grunter yourself.... maybe you should try it sometime. Cute video. Glad you have a sense of humor. My husband works in a grocery store, too.... what a job. :S

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  4. The thought of the grunting old woman made me thing of Warren Zevon's 'Gorilla, You're a Desperado.'

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  5. Damn I had a feeling I was gonna piss off someone with this post;p Aww the old grocery store, a place where many adventures happen!

    I'll have to check out some footage from that Beer-man! Hey thanks for stopping by my blog! Hope to see you again!!!

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  6. LMBO ummm yeah ok if I were ever in Utah I can promise you I would speak English to you, ya know like you were a PERSON worthy of acknowledgement and not some peon..

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  7. Haha! Thanks Singed! Let us now be friends! I'll apologize in advance for my strangeness!:)

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